Sponsor my mate Chris

So, my friend, Chris Sams – international man of mystery, and king of the potatoshops is running the Dublin Marathon in the vain hope of winning a panda, which presumably, he will use for sexual purposes.

 

He’s on the left. Look at his Cornish face. It’s almost as if he understands.

 In all seriousness, Chris is running for the WWF, who are not a wrestling organisation like you and Skeletor think, but instead a charity helping to conserve wildlife. So, if you’re taking a plane anywhere this summer, why not offset some of your guilt and save a few animals in the process? Plus, you’ll be helping a man from East Anglia fulfill his life’s dream of having sexual intercourse with an endangered species.

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